Monday, December 28, 2009

Welcome. Bienvenue. Wilkommen. Bienvenido.

Christmas came and went as quickly as my mother, who could only drive up to spend the day with me. On the one hand, it was sad to spend such a truncated holiday with my mother dearest. On the other, it afforded me some time to play kitchen witch on Christmas Eve at the St. Thomas More Newman Center, my home away from home.

I showed up at noon with bags of groceries in hand, eager to take over their full-size kitchen. Today's menu consisted of the (now famous) chocolate chip scones, chocolate chip cookies, and my favorite triple chocolate fudge brownies (known to my brother Nathan Cusick as "Righteous Brownies"). The timing that I have mastered in my own meek kitchen came in handy here as I switched out tray after tray of tasty morsels, covered my beloved Wayne Gretzky jersey in flour and butter, and sang along to the tunes of Dave Matthews Band.

Time flies when you're more concerned with baking than your mother's arrival. Five hours flew by beneath my notice and, with a shock that made me leap out of my skin and nearly ruin an entire plate of brownies, Fr. Daniel Rolland rushed into the kitchen to start making coffee and hot cocoa for the evening mass attendees.

Evening mass, already?!

I ended up staying through two masses in all of my buttery, floury hockey glory. I helped Fr. Daniel set up two tables with treats, I mulled a few vats of cider, and I was his spy eyes to let him know when we needed more cocoa or coffee. The most fun I had, though, was quickly whipping out signs that said "Merry Christmas" and "Welcome" in every language I could think of (thank you, Omniglot.com, for picking up where I had to leave off).

Few seemed to notice that I was the only person mucking about that wasn't in a suit, dress, or priest habit, so I just told them that I was the caterer.Once people started eating, though, no one seemed to notice the greasy blonde in sports gear. All they noticed were the warm drinks, the chocolate desserts, and the fellowship. I am so grateful that I was able to help the parishioners feel more welcome (or wilkommen, or bienvenue).

I was a bit too busy to take any pictures of the hullabaloo, and for that I am sorry. I do, however, have three mementos from that night:
1) A butter stain on my Gretzky jersey that appears to be permanent.
2) A Cuisinart combo blender/food processor that Ben's stepmother lovingly got me for Christmas.
3) The itching desire to feed the whole church.
Merry Christmas, all.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

In Vino

Tuesday was a multi-purpose cause for celebration. It was not only my first payday at my new job, but also the first day of autumn. For me, the first day of autumn is marked by my waning craving for most white wines (ever a child of Napa, I know), which conveniently coincided on the same day. Imagine my thrill when Ben brought home several bottles of vibrant red wine!Our first bottle, a Tiz Red from back home, was dead in an evening after I took Ben out for a picnic dinner date. The red nicely accompanied cold chicken caeser wraps, a crisp sunset, and selected readings from Augusten Burroughs. The second, a Château Briot bordeaux, met a valiant end with some organic mushroom ravioli, bell pepper stuffed meatballs, and some Newman's Own sauce (I had destroyed my kneecap that day and couldn't stand long enough to make proper sauce, but Newman didn't disappoint). Ben preferred the Tiz on the grounds that very dry wines don't suit him. I, for one, might sin for a fine bordeaux.

That leaves us with a Lucky Star petite sirah and a Baglio di Pianetto ramione. As excited as I am to try them, I am more excited about pairing them properly with food. My last two meal pairings were completely random and spontaneous, so these require more delicate consideration. Ben is also reveling in eating at home after our recent ventures, so I think he deserves a reminder of why he comes back home night after night to the same wee kitchen. After some research I found a lovely roast leg of lamb recipe that was recommended with the Lucky Star, while the Baglio di Pianetto only suggests pairing with Italian food. Thanks for that. More on the results will surely come later this week, and will likely be joined with an attempt to make mulled wine.

Before I sign off and muse about my soon-to-be obliterated wine cache, I believe that a word from Miss Julia Child is in order.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Prost!

This weekend marks the moment that Ben has been waiting for all year: Oktoberfest in Mount Angel. It is normally Ben's favorite excuse to drink, but I saw it as an opportunity to garner inspiration for further meals. Ben is, after all, so German that it hurts sometimes.
Perhaps a turkey leg (pictured above with my friend Joe) is too ambitious for my kitchen. However, there was plenty more to be had. There was the classic bratwurst and sauerkraut, savory Russian dishes that I could neither pronounce nor spell, and schnitzel that made my taste buds dance. For the sweet (and inebriated) tooth there were also strudels, danishes, and delicious apple fritters. There was food as far as the eye could see.
Yes, there was also a ton of beer.

I am excited to come back to my kitchen. With the smell of fall in the air and the taste of borscht and schnitzel lingering, I look forward to recreating as many Oktoberfest dishes as possible over the next few months... Except maybe this one.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Comfort in a Cup(cake)

Ben's grandmother died on the 3rd. He has been off of work for a week, so there is no need for making early breakfasts. We are spending a lot of time with Ben's mother in Salem, so dinner is usually eaten out. As a consequence I have not cooked anything since the 10th. All of the comfort and love I could express to Ben through food has sadly been ignored. That is, until this last weekend.

I knew that my desire to cook, both for Ben and for the joy of it, was intensifying. However, I had no idea that it would affect the volume of how much I wanted to cook. I figured that cupcakes would be the best way to go - sweets generally cheer a troubled soul, and I had a cupcake tin that fit conveniently enough into Lenny. With a renewed sense of courage after my last cupcake debacle, I approached Ben with half a dozen recipes and asked him to choose one. He chose a delicious chocolate cream cheese recipe that made a beautifully colored treat, but it seemed too savory for my purpose.

Before the first set of cupcakes had cooled, I was already working on more batter. This time, I tried a chocolate cupcake recipe and added 1 cup of toffee chips to make it interesting. Unfortunately, I accidentally added three times the amount of cocoa powder requested in the recipe. I don't know whether or not it adversely affected the cupcakes, but the finished product was a sticky mushroom cloud of a thing that more closely resembled a chocolate bran muffin. It, too, was not as sweet as a traditional cupcake. Ben suggested some frosting to complement the rich batters, but in my kitchen-atrophied state I was a little wild with ambition. Instead, I made a rich homemade caramel sauce for a topping. This did not work ideally with the chocolate cream cheese cupcakes, and only made the chocolate toffee cupcakes stickier.

At this point a crazier muse kicked me in the side of the head. With two cupcake recipes and caramel sauce already made, I began whipping up a third batch of batter. I took Amy Sedaris's vanilla cupcake recipe (with a heaping extra dose of vanilla), spooned caramel sauce on the top (much like the chocolate cream cheese cupcake recipe), slid it in the over, and prayed. The results were by far my favorite. I noticed that each cupcake was marked with a slice, where the heated caramel had sunk in. The top of the cupcakes were singed like creme brulee, the baked batter was delightful, and the center of the cupcakes held the majority of the caramel as a sweet, creamy surprise. These may be forever known as my creme brulee cupcakes.

The end result of a week away from my hobbit kitchen: 40 cupcakes in three varieties, almost a liter of caramel sauce, and a vanilla cake made with the remainder of the third batter because I ran out of cupcake papers. I would have taken pictures, but they all disappeared in record time.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Spartan Lab: SCONES

A coffee shop in Eugene called The Beanery is where my muses come out to play. It is settled in an older building with skylights, big windows into the neighboring shops, and no air conditioning to speak of. However, they have a cracking good coconut vanilla black tea that massages my ideas in all the right places.

I was there about a week ago in a perfectly British mood (don't tell my dad!) when the muses hinted that a scone would help them work. I complied, skipping my normal choice of peach for a nice-looking chocolate chip model. To say that the muses were right is a desperate understatement: the scone was absolutely delicious, with notes of lemon zest and rose water that made my coconut tea so much creamier. I was not finished before the muses insisted that we try scones at our hobbit kitchen.

I was already afraid of this venture. I had never made scones, and they seemed even more daunting than delicate French crepes. What's worse, scones required an oven. I know that the word "oven" occurs in Lenny's label, but I wouldn't call him an oven if he wasn't listening. And then there was recipe choices. Epicurious offered a fair share of fancy scone recipes, and for a few days I was stuck in an almost painful selection process. Ben made this process much easier one day by throwing a bag of miniature chocolate chips in our shopping bag. Very well, chocolate chip scones it shall be.

My noni (Norwegian grandmother) called me while I was pulling my ingredients together. Her one piece of advice about the scones was, "make sure your butter is as cold as possible." I shrugged at her strange-sounding advice, but took it to heart nonetheless. It may be the best advice ever given about scone making, as part of the recipe calls for hand-kneading diced butter into the flour/sugar mixture. This, by the way, is the most entertaining part of scone making next to eating them. Ben helped me move the bowl (with my buttery hands in it!) to the couch so I could knead and watch "The Tudors". I may have kneaded far longer than necessary because it was so fun.

Soon it was time to start baking, which involved quickly doling out dough and constantly switching trays into Lenny. Baking also involved cooking two to four scones at a time because of Lenny's size (the recipe made about ten). As a result of my cupcake debacle, I no longer trust Lenny with the timing called for in recipes. Instead, I shifted Ben's giant computer chair (straight out of a James Bond villain scene, I swear) and guarded the scones diligently. They ended up needed six to eight less minutes than the recipe called for, so I am glad I was so obsessive.

The scones were excellent, easily the best thing to come from Lenny to date. The dough was slightly buttery and held the lemon zest flavor well. I was actually quite surprised how well the lemon zest played against the chocolate. I have tried them as a breakfast side, a teatime snack, and a dessert, and they play every part well. My favorite, though, is with teatime after Ben gets home from work. They go well with many sorts of teas (I prefer a nice chai with them), and pair nice with fancy old literature on a clear afternoon. Not that I've tried this.
I shared the scones with everyone - neighbors, strangers, Ben's ex girlfriends - looking for some critique for next time. The only criticism was that I had not made enough. Taking this to heart, I doubled the recipe and set out with baked treats to Alise's house last Saturday to welcome her new horse, Picasso Moon, to the family. I had almost two dozen scones for the small crowd who came out. Everyone was thrilled to have some warm baked goods waiting for them in the barn, given that Labor Day weekend was marked with drizzly rain. In fact, the scones seemed more welcome at times than dry towels. Alise, our feisty hostess, snuck out of the downpour several times to grab a second, a third, another one.I started with two dozen scones, and traveled all over Oregon to share them. By Sunday they were all gone. I am so glad that the second round of my baking lab was so welcomed, because it came with a fairly painful cost... My left arm and hand are peppered with tiny burns from quick tray changes with Lenny. Every dab of lanacane and inventive curse word was worth it, though. This Spartan Lab was a wild success, and likely will be a constant project.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Remains of the Day

Too much food goes to waste in our house. Cucumbers rot in the crisper because I forget to pick up salad mix, baguettes go stale when Ben and I are sick of sandwiches. Frozen food never stays frozen in our ridiculous freezer, so ice cream and stores of vegetables rarely last a day before becoming suicidal. Only Ben’s Jagermeister stays cold, buried in hard drifts of frost.

I am mostly to blame for the wastefulness, though I would never think myself wasteful. I was raised on an organic farm near Napa, and my father built his own Ferris wheel sized compost turner when I was barely able to read. I am nothing if not self sustaining…. And stubborn. Of course I’ll use these vegetables if I just buy them; the price is too good to pass up. Sure, I only need one tenth of this Dutch process cocoa powder for a recipe, but who doesn’t need Dutch process cocoa powder around? My personal favorite: Ben has a big enough appetite that we won’t have leftovers (on chicken parmesan meant to serve four people). In the end, two people only need so much food, yet I retain the delusion that I am cooking for ten in a kitchen straight out of the Food Network.

History repeated itself last Friday when I made tortellini for two and homemade vodka sauce for a regiment. You must understand that Ben is ravenous for my vodka sauce. We had a pretty substantial debate at the store because he wanted to buy an industrial vat of Stoli for the occasion (in reality, the recipe requires less than a shot glass). I still made enough vodka sauce to fill a medium saucepan, confident that Ben would turn his dinner plate into tortellini soup. As I watched him delicately apply the sauce like a debutante on a diet, I briefly considered throttling him.

The remaining vodka sauce, about four cups’ worth, sat in our refrigerator for a few days. Seeing it was like waking one morning to find permanent marker on my face. I couldn’t ignore it away and neither Ben nor I were in the mood for pasta again, but I had to do something with the sauce and fast.

Tonight my frustration got the best of me. In a fit of ridiculously immature growling and stomping, I just dumped the sauce on top of some seasoned chicken breasts and shoved the mess in the toaster oven at 425 degrees. Thirty minutes later, both Ben and I were pleasantly surprised. The vodka sauce was perfect on top of the chicken. The sauce became firmer, but not hardened or burned, and it cocooned the chicken in juicy flavor reminiscent of chicken parmesan. I will definitely make this again, even if it is not a matter of making a use of leftovers.

The moral of this story: sometimes it’s good to let your temper get the best of you!

Monday, August 31, 2009

The Mother Ship

My dearest friend Cortney has been worried about me lately. I don't know how she has the time to worry, given that she moved to Maryland to put plunger hats on monkeys. All the same, she flew me out last weekend to show me around her humid new home.
That's her. Isn't she cute?

True to my endeavor, I kept all of my cooking to one burner over the weekend. Of course, all I really made was a frypan of spicy chicken, corn, and green beans for Cortney after work. Yes, I wore a housewife apron. No, you can't see.

On Sunday the 23rd we stormed DC proper for a tour of the Smithsonian American Museum, which was beautiful and interesting but lacked the power of the Air and Space Museum. Or so I thought...

As we rounded the exit of the science and general geekery exhibit, we saw it. The Mother Ship!
THAT, my freaky darlings, is Julia Child's kitchen. I had no idea that the exhibit even existed, nor did Cortney. We looked through in a haze of delight at recipes, old Child quotes espousing the glory of wine, and video clips of her shows.

I left with the feeling that my skin was getting stretched from all of the inspired ideas bouncing in my head. Be warned, I feel some overly ambitious recipes coming on in the near future. If this has left me with any impressions, it is this: great cuisine must start somewhere. A simple housewife's kitchen or a studio apartment, it doesn't matter where it starts. But start it must, and with the right idea and enough ingenuity great things are possible.
I also learned that I need some more tools. :)

Thanks, Cortney.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

In the Details

Some days even I am in no mood to cook; a recent Saturday morning was one of those days. I always feel bad being lazy on a Saturday; Ben has the time to wait for a big breakfast, and the Farmers Market is a weekly muse. A Saturday without cooking is a surrendered opportunity to be inspired.

I woke up this morning in a mild but stubborn funk. I felt stuck in a lack of energy, but my inner snob balked at the idea of “just throwing something together.” Obviously neither side of the coin was going to make me happy; oh, what to do. When Ben suggested sandwiches I felt like it was the rock bottom of careless cooking. I eventually surrendered and dragged my tired ass to the store.

Just moving around the store was enough to make me really think about putting effort into lunch, but I still had my misgivings. The snobby voices in my head always told me that sandwiches were too common. Common, then, is inevitably boring. Boring cannot be redeemed. Any attempt to improve on the old standby design would feel like reinventing the wheel. Still, with enough energy I am delusional enough to think that I can at least revolutionize the wheel. I can revolutionize the sandwich, people. If bistros in Sonoma can make them chic, there is hope for me yet.

Simple details stack up. First, I skipped the sliced bread (my apologies to the greatest of inventions) and instead chose a sourdough loaf. The sourdough was a fantastic choice for its texture and DIY slice thickness, and was cheaper than most of its pre-sliced peers.

Next, I let Ben’s German blood run wild in choosing a nice cheese from the specialty foods section of the store. I love virtually all types of cheese, but I get bored with the classic standbys after a while. Ben, meanwhile, is a cheese snob stuck in a food novice’s body. I was busy considering a salad mix when he trotted up to me, half excited and half confused, and blurted, “what’s Havarti? Can we get it?” This is a half step up from choosing cheese on a dare. Nevertheless, we got it and ended up loving it. Havarti is a mild and creamy cheese that is great supporting cast in a sandwich.

The condiments nearly did me in. I don’t eat mustard, and mayonnaise is boring, but a dry sandwich is worse. This was no “Sophie’s Choice” moment, but it wasn’t far from it. I drifted back to the specialty foods while thinking back on the better sandwiches in my life. After at least ten minutes of cursing myself for not keeping more exhaustive mental notes on the subject, I spotted pre-made pesto next to the paper-thin slices of proscuitto. This was my answer, and it was a perfect one. I am a pesto addict. If there were a pesto-flavored ice cream, you could probably get me to eat it. I threw it in the basket and thought not only of lunch, but of future dishes that could use a huge helping of pesto. Like I said, I can find a use for it in virtually any dish. I also grabbed a small shaker of garlic salt to make some extremely poor quality aioli (2 tbsp mayonnaise, ½ tsp garlic salt, stir and mash together furiously and spread on sandwich).

In the end, my sandwiches were still sandwiches. They were made of bread, meat, and condiments. They were not revolutionary, but they were delicious enough to feel like an accomplishment and simple enough to complete without much effort. The tiny effort that I did put into it, though, made the difference for me.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Nice Monster

So often the scariest part of starting a big project is not knowing where to begin. You start with hesitation, which turns into frustration, boils into doubt, hardens into crack-resistant fear, and before you know it you feel like a failure when the first step hasn’t even been taken. In a big kitchen I am a king; in this tiny space, I am lost.

I am fortunate enough to have Ben’s help, who is actually no help at all. If I ask him what he wants for dinner I can expect a look of pure fear on his face, as if I asked him to perform some simple open heart surgery on me. The Clark family has created the pickiest son to never have preferences. Sometimes I wonder if Ben is right in his frightened expression; maybe I have taken on too much with this project.

We had lunch last week at Ron’s Island Grill in Eugene because I was too overwhelmed (yet again) to cook. Between bites of salty teriyaki I moaned to Ben about how helpless I felt in his kitchen. I begged for help. With each complaint Ben looked a little more uncomfortable. Finally he said, “I know absolutely nothing about the kitchen. Really, I only go in there to get water or pull some fruit from the fridge. It’s scary in there to someone who knows nothing; the toaster oven might as well have big sharp teeth.”

I made him repeat that last line to me about half a dozen times. It was so refreshing to hear my fear repeated back to me, and this was coming from the man who had lived with this kitchen for four years. I have been cooking since I was nine years old, and yet a hot plate and toaster oven are getting the best of me. I saw myself reflected in Ben, and I looked silly as all hell.

The next day I went to Michael’s craft store on a mission: to paint monster teeth on the toaster oven. Ben’s comment about an oven with teeth had been so endearing that I had to create it. It would be a constant reminder, to both me and Ben, of how silly our fear of the kitchen was. Believe me, it was great to see the look on the sales associate’s face when I asked for paint that could withstand high temperatures.

Operation: Nice Monster has teeth but is still in the works, mostly because I have to leave the oven sideways and turned on to dry the paint. In honor of my college English professor’s band, Nice Monster, I named the oven Lenny (the band’s mascot). I will add shading, blood, and possibly a tongue at some point when I figure out a good way to lay thick, even coats of the paint on (it likes to gloss and clump at the same time). I may also fashion eyes for Lenny at some point a la the recent Geico commercials. Photos of Lenny’s growth will be added to this post from time to time.

The best way to conquer fear, apparently, is to paint on it.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Pain (Irlandais) au Chocolat

I am moved by Oregon’s oddly cold weather to resume fall activities, such as baking, creating rich pasta sauces, crocheting, and wearing sweaters. I know on some level that this cool weather is only a brief pause, like nature’s apology for leaving the proverbial oven on. However, my spoiled California instincts see the overcast and tell me that the summer is over. Inspiration is rarely logical.

Giving in to the domestic temptations of fall is not without risks. On the one hand, I should take this welcome respite for what it is: relief from cooking in a sweltering studio apartment with one window and no air conditioning. On the other hand, the marine layer could break at any moment and I would be trapped by broiling heat on both fronts. The risk is only exacerbated when coupled with the size of the toaster oven, making most standard baking near to impossible. Any recipe I take on will likely need to be divided down to Lilliputian proportions to be done right in this kitchen.

A good cake recipe seemed like the best idea, weather be damned, and could probably be modified to make some delicious cupcakes. A Chocolate Stout Cake recipe came highly recommended by my vibrant Irish relatives as a rich, creamy, subtly sweet cake. I have made the recipe several times for special occasions; it produces a three-layer masterpiece that stays moist forever and is enjoyed by people who do not even like dessert. It made sense to make such a crowd-pleaser as my first toaster oven baking attempt. With back episodes of “Mad Men” on at full volume for inspiration, I halved the required ingredients, sent Ben out for provisions, marveled at the fact that my kitchen-phobic sweetheart had a cupcake tin, and hoped for the best.

The batter smelled wonderful as they baked, but something seemed off when I licked the spoon. It didn’t taste sweet enough. The entire purpose of this recipe is to create a more savory cake, but this seemed too unsweetened. Perhaps my math was off as I attempted to halve the ingredients and watch Jon Hamm at the same time (no small feat). Perhaps it was the ingredients themselves.

Ben followed my shopping list to the letter, with three minor judgment calls that I feel vastly affected the outcome of the cupcakes. First, he chose light sour cream instead of standard sour cream. I am all for making decadent recipes healthy, but cake is hardly the place to start cutting calories. Second, he brought home salted rather than unsalted butter. I did enough calculations to make a chemistry professor proud so I knew how much salt to take out of the recipe while breaking even on the recipe’s requirements. I don’t know whether it was the stoichiometry equations or the hot plate that shot me back to memories of college laboratory science, but either way I am pretty sure that my reminiscing made me get the calculations wrong.

Finally, and I think most importantly, Ben brought home Guinness Extra Stout instead of the standard variety. He thought this would end up being a bold move on the part of the recipe, giving it an extra kick, and I completely agreed. As I drank the remains of the beer while the first batch of cupcakes baked, though, I got the distinct impression that the Extra Stout would be too yeasty for this cake. I also suggest that if you try this recipe, indulge in the best quality cocoa powder you can afford. Our local supermarket only had one brand to offer us, so we did not have the luxury of choice, but I am curious to see how the flavor would have turned out if I had used Ghiradelli or Scharffen Berger. It will take a few more rounds of this experiment to determine the biggest problem with the batter, but I have strong feelings that the altered ingredients are to blame.

Just as I suspected, the finished cupcakes were good but definitely leave something to be desired. They tasted less like cupcakes, and as a result of the taste and texture seemed a good deal more like chocolate bread. My taste testers all had polite comments for the cupcakes, which may be proof that I need a more critical set of laboratory rats. I fully intend to repeat this experiment as soon as the weather brings a longer cool streak, but when I do I will tweak one ingredient at a time, rather than three.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

A Cave Girl and Her Tools

Before I could cook anything, I had to know how the "kitchen" tools would limit me. I realize that my environment will make any recipe a challenge, but there are some which are impossible without special tools. Most of my high-grade equipment stayed behind in California due to space restrictions; I brought only my five-piece Calphalon cookware set that my mother gave me, plus some dishes and silverware. I am down to the basics.

Ben's cave of a kitchen was woefully under equipped, but he had a bit of gear to nicely supplement mine. All of his equipment came from encouraging family members and one particularly fruitful divorce*, but it had done him hardly any good. The greater part of his cave kitchen had gone to waste as he is fatally allergic to any kitchen activity.

Aside from basic utensils and flatware, my available tools are listed here. My gear is in italics, and Ben's gear is in standard type. New additions to our inventory will be added in bold type as we get it, along with the date

One Euro-Pro toaster oven
One Toastmaster Buffet Range hot plate
One General Electric hand mixer with two sets of whisks
One Calphalon 1 qt. saucepot
One Calphalon 2 qt. saucepot

One Bialetti 2 qt. saucepot
One Calphalon 3 qt. saucepan
One Calphalon 6 qt. saucepot

One Cookmate 7 qt. saucepot
Two Syscoware 7-inch non-stick frying pan
One Calphalon 10-inch non-stick frying pan
One Chefmate 10” non-stick frying pan
One non-stick muffin tin, made for six muffins
Two Ikea Drälla cutting boards
One 6” x 9” x 1.5” non-stick baking dish
One 6” x 9” non-stick baking tray
One set Oneida measuring cups and spoons
One four-piece Ikea Hake knife set
One Oxo spatula
One Good Cook cheese grater (Added 2 August 2009)
One Oxo meat pounder (added 14 August 2009)

One Cuisinart dual blender/food processor (added 25 December 2009)
One 8-quart Crock Pot (added 28 February 2010)
One Chefmate electric skillet (added 28 February 2010)

*Special thanks to Tiffany Sarasin VanderZanden for being a such a good sport when Ben unceremoniously dumped her in May 2005. Thanks for the kitchen gear!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Spartan Lab: CREPES

Cooking breakfast for Ben on weekdays always sounds like a good idea until he shakes me awake at 5:45. I have taken to making strong, bitter Irish tea the night before, so all Ben needs to do is pour me a cup and head to the shower. I am rarely creative when groggy, so Ben can always expect some form of eggs with sausage and bell peppers. He has a choice of omelets, breakfast burritos, English muffin sandwiches, and little else from Monday to Thursday (his office provides red fruit goo pastries for free on Fridays).

I have been distracted as well: my brother Ryan is getting married on Saturday to a wonderful woman. I catered her surprise birthday party in June and Ben played photographer, after which we drove until 3:30 am to get back to Eugene. I planned to do tropical fruit crepes with a vanilla rum sauce for dessert until I realized that I had never made crepes before. I had no idea how much finesse they required, so I chickened out and chose cookies with ice cream and the aforementioned rum sauce (which was extraordinary, by the by).
It goes without saying that I would do anything for my brother. You can imagine my disappointment, then, that my layoff left us with too little money to afford the trip down. With a sadly free weekend and Ryan in every thought, I took Saturday to experiment with crepe recipes. I chose a simple dough recipe (omitting the jam) and made a variety of fruit fillings to test my skill. If all went well, I could make them for Ben as a departure from yet more eggs.

Even in my Spartan kitchen I was able to whip up some fantastic crepes. The dough is easily assembled and only needs two minutes at medium heat to complete, making it a simple dish. It is also a versatile enough dough to accommodate many different fillings. Omit the two tablespoons of sugar for more savory fillings, such as meat and cheese. Add one teaspoon of vanilla extract and the taste is even more delicate for stronger, more acidic fruits. Either dough can keep overnight for future use as a delightful breakfast.

Our banana blueberry crepes (1/3 cup blueberries and ½ banana, mashed together with a fork in a bowl) were creamy, comforting, and had a slight bite from the blueberries. The pineapple required some slight grilling, per the tropical crepe recipe, and played well against the sweet, strong rum sauce. The shining star, though, was the raspberry peach crepe (1/3 cup raspberries mashed with ½ sliced yellow or red peach). The flavor is luscious against the soft vanilla crepes, and the colors look like a sunset in Maui. Ben is thrilled to have the remainder of the crepe batter made for him this week.

On a side note, my most heartfelt congratulations go to my brother and his adorable new bride. They can expect a prince’s ransom in crepes as soon as I visit them in California.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Girl meets Hot Plate

My passion for good food is life long. Some of my earliest photos are in the kitchen with my mother. She has always been an excellent cook, and still dreams of giving up law to run her own bakery or catering business. I learned most of what I know of cooking from watching her bring Seville and Tuscany to our table. Even if we had no money I could always count on something delicious to eat. Frugality, she said, was no excuse to abandon good taste.

The rest I learned from my father, who owned a small organic farm north of Napa Valley’s gourmet splendor. He taught me large and involved recipes from scratch, always eager to instruct. Because of them I developed a love of cooking for others, and extravagantly so. A door was always open and a plate was always set for anyone hungry or lonely. Love in my family is expressed in the kitchen.

I fell in love seven years ago in the usual way: in a grocery store. I was eighteen, new to Oregon. Ben was a lifelong Oregonian on the way to a geek party. I introduced myself and he all but hid under the grocery cart. We became friends anyway, and tried a relationship only after I had moved back to California. Like the car accident that forced my return, our long distance relationship crashed and burned.

We reconnected in late 2008, and by June of 2009 I was preparing to move to Oregon. Both Ben and I had unrealistic expectations about the move: I would find a job in days, we would move out of Ben’s studio apartment after my first paycheck, and I would recreate Napa in my gourmet kitchen night after night.

Life, however, is rough around the edges. I was laid off from a job after a month, and I had a harder time making friends than I ever had before. We had no chance of moving this summer, even if I found a new job immediately. We were stuck for an indefinite time in a studio apartment with one window and no air conditioning. Ben’s bachelor “kitchen “was equipped with just a hot plate and a toaster oven. California, despite all of its economic problems, seemed like paradise lost.

With no job, no friends, and no creative outlet, I began to lose hope. My mother could hear my voice grow bleaker and bleaker with every phone call. One day I told her about how much I hated the kitchen, and how no good food could ever come of it. Suddenly, the tone of her voice changed. “I think it can,” she said. “I think if anyone can figure out how to make gourmet meals with a hot plate, you can. I heard that Ina Garten (the host of Barefoot Contessa on Food Network) had only a hot plate on her honeymoon in Europe, and it made her into the cook she is today. This is an opportunity to be resourceful. Make this a fun challenge, not a destructive one.”

So I did. I took stock of my “kitchen”, said a quick prayer, and The Hot Plate Gourmet was born.

Thanks, Mom.